GOOSECRIME™ Reporting Network

Reporting GOOSECRIME™ For The Good of All Earthkind

Join Our Fight Against the Global Geese Syndicate and Their GOOSECRIMES™!

Help stop these Goose’s Abuses.

If you see GOOSECRIME™, drop a dime! Call:

1-984-NOGEESE (664-3373)

or Email: Report AT goosecrimes DOT com

Report your incidents now, so we can put an end to these crimes most fowl!

Confirmed GGS GOOSECRIME™ Scene

Championing GOOSECRIME™ Awareness

Our mission is to spotlight the growing issue of unreported crimes committed by the Global Geese Syndicate, aiming to educate and inspire action to end these widespread fowl offenses.

AI Rendition of a GOOSECRIME™ in Progress

Together We Can End GOOSECRIME™ Blindness!

Our number one tool against GOOSECRIMES™ is education!

The Global Geese Syndicate Are Always Watching

8000

unreported GOOSECRIMES™

Every. Single. HOUR.

7.1+

Million Members of the GGS

The Global Geese Syndicate is growing exponentially each year!

250+

DEATHS PER YEAR

Directly, or indirectly, related to GOOSECRIMES™ and Global Geese Syndicate activity

Join the Fight Against GOOSECRIMES™

If you see a GOOSECRIME™, drop a dime! Call:

1-984-NOGEESE (664-3373)

or Email:

Report AT goosecrimes DOT com

Together, we can make a difference!

Sandy Beecher

Awareness Advocate

GOOSECRIMES™ Reporting Network opened my eyes to the urgent need for change. Their dedication is inspiring! And that’s why I became an Awareness Advocate!

Calvin Edgemore

Awareness Advocate

GOOSECRIMES™ Reporting Network has changed my life! I’ve spent my entire life being harassed by the GGS and no one would believe me! Brock Feltman cares, and has shown me that I don’t have to be a victim of GOOSECRIME™ ANYMORE!

You TOO Can Become A GOOSECRIMES™ Awareness Advocate!

We need your help! The Global Geese Syndicate and their GOOSECRIMES™ have negatively affected all of our lives! We must make the world aware that this is NOT OKAY, and put the GGS on notice that their days of free crime are OVER!

Won’t you join us? Fill out the form, and let us know how you can help!

Become an Awareness Advocate TODAY!

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